taurusfem:

im trying to be authentic and true to myself but she’s very elusive which is sexy but hard to work with

dragonwives:

if she’s your girl why did she put a cup over me and slide a piece of paper underneath so she could gently carry me outside

itchycoil:

I want a shirt that says I Got Scammed by Sex Positivity

theanacaona:

everything bitch don’t act stupid

vampireapologist:

*while showing you my mason jar moss terrarium collection*

this one’s where hozier’s sleeping until it’s time for his next album. you cannot tell anyone about this.

m86:

taquito:

this video is making me lose my god damn mind

xantdu:

masturbation and hating myself are my only hobbies

samstevesharon:

Someone: Wow you’re so easy to talk to! I feel like our personalities fit so well together!

Me: thanks i made this one special just for you

starkeaton:

sepulchritude:

Are they… you know.. *mimes cutting someone in half with a chainsaw* a virgo?

the mimes are doing What

husband:

(Butler voice) Your coochie, sir

1sunkissed:

https://instagram.com/p/BfQL_Y-gA17/

mindfulmorgan:

Do you ever just go wow I have a lot of repressed anger